Believe it or Not, Sarah Jessica Parker Calls These Shoes “Sneakers”

When you think Sarah Jessica Parker, you think Carrie Bradshaw. When you think Carrie Bradshaw, you think SHOES. It’s no wonder SJP has parlayed her Sex and the City roots into a successful accessories collection. Yesterday, the actress announced an exciting new launch for her brand: Sneakers. Or, at least, that’s what she’s calling them.

The SJP Collection Meteor shoe ($255) is a T-Strap flat that “sparkles like the night sky,” SJP writes, “Exceeding my expectations, she is cozy, smart, day and evening friendly…she’s casual-cool and endlessly comfortable. So walk, run, jump, twirl, and promenade–the possibilities are endless.”

Look at her twirling around in them:

Just in time for summer… She’s here! She’s Meteor! And, as her name suggests, she’s seriously out of this world. A comfortable, smart, day-to-night silhouette that’s SO sparkly she’ll blow your mind. Jump on over to @sjpcollection to see our very first sneaker in action. X, Sj

A post shared by SJP (@sarahjessicaparker) on May 25, 2017 at 8:54am PDT

And some close-ups:

She’s here!!! Our very first #SJPCollection sneaker, Meteor. Exceeding my expectations she is cozy, smart, day and evening friendly and sparkles like the night sky. Inspired by one of our classic silhouettes, she’s casual-cool and endlessly comfortable. So walk, run, jump, twirl and promenade – the possibilities are endless. Available now in Scintillate and beyond at @bloomingdales, @zapposluxury, @amazonfashion, @saks and @mgmnationalharbor. X, Sj

A post shared by SJP Collection (@sjpcollection) on May 24, 2017 at 6:42am PDT

I don’t know about you, but these sparkle bombs don’t look like sneakers to me. Are they super chic flats I want immediately, anyway? YES. I may just skip wearing them to the gym.